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♪ [ cheers and applause theaters on august 16th. our friend, retta, is back, everyone [ cheers and applause >> seth: you know our next guest we're always so happy to see her. from shows such as "good girls" and you can see her in the and "parks and recreation. dramatic new hbo series, you can see her next in "good "euphoria. boys" which is in theaters hunter schafer is joining us everywhere on august 16th. let's take a look. tonight. so it's a great show >> lasagna and soda? [ cheers and applause don't tell our parents you gave me this. >> your kid is hilarious before we get to any of that, a kansas city mom's car was stolen at a gas station recently, so she tracked the thief down and stole it back. [ light laughter ] >> we're getting a divorce >> what do you mean? which brings us to a segment >> i'll tell you, everything's called, "the kind of story we going to stay the same need right now." >> we promise. ♪ >> will we still watch "this is [ cheers and applause us" together >> yes of course. that's our favorite show >> seth: this is danielle reno >> that's our family show. a couple weeks ago she pulled except now you're going to see it on two different tvs. into a gas station, got out of her car, and when she did, >> in two different houses someone else jumped in it and >> you'll have to watch the episode twice. drove away do. >> twice the fun >> me and your mama, we're still best friends, right? she filed a police report and >> hmm-mm. then in a move that can only [ laughter ] >> seth: please welcome back to hunted the car down herself. the show, our friend, retta, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ danielle's cell phone and wallet ♪ were still in the car, so she started tracking the thief's location on the phone's gps and cross-referencing that with charges the thief was making on
her credit card. this is the kind of story we need right now while the rest of u.s. - well the rest of us, excuse me, are watching the news every day feeling helpless, this woman watched "taken" and was like, "i can do that. >> seth: welcome back, retta [ laughter ] but for my car." >> seth: i've been thinking [ applause ] about you lately because i owe so what happened next? you an incredible debt of gratitude.ue is danielle showed up at each of the stores where the thief had what i did used her credit card, talked to >> seth: you made my dreams come true we did a thing on our show a few employees and looked for clues years ago, "day drinking with the meyers'. to be clear, this woman has no previous law enforcement i went day drinking with my brother. then i did it again with my mom. experience she's just a mom trying to get and then you reached out to the bottom of a crime you've been a guest on the show a few times. we were friends. and if you've ever come home you said, i'll do the day after curfew smelling like weed, drinking with seth you know moms solve crimes it had never occurred to me to do it with guests on the show. [ cheers and applause that was the first domino that it is too bad. led to me day drinking with it is too bad. she's not a detective because rihanna. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause danielle reno is a kickass detective name i mean - danielle reno sounds like the >> you're welcome. main character on a show on tnt. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] i mean, i'll never be able to repay you. >> i mean, i -- so when i so finally, after two days of watched "day drinking with the intense mariska hargitay role meyers'," i was like, i want in. playing, danielle had a break in the case [ laughter ] she showed up to a different gas
station where the thief had especially -- i lucked out with your mom, because your mom can recently used her card and learned that he had just missed take it to the head. them >> seth: yeah. but one of the gas station >> she is no holds barred. attendants had overheard the she's like, i'm waiting on you thief making plans to have lunch at applebee's. >> seth: yeah. because even criminals in your >> so i was like, oh, i can neighborhood like to eat good. drink, too [ light laughter ] so i was very excited about it and then -- but and then i know, also i guess the lesson here is like, i know you love you some if you're doing something shady at a gas station, whisper, riri >> seth: i do, yes because it turns out the gas >> you love, like, almost a station attendants are listening little uncomfortable to you [ light laughter ] >> seth: now we're normal friends. so danielle was off to applebee's and it's not weird anymore but because this story takes place in america, her hometown [ laughter ] >> okay. has multiple applebee's. so i remember you posted on instagram, like, a little clip so she and her friends split up and i literally gasped when i and each went to a different saw it location to wait i was actually with your this is the kind of story we brother. >> seth: were you really need right now nothing this cool ever happens >> yes at applebee's. we went to cabo. we went to cabo for a business birthday it was another celebrity only two things ever happen it's not a big deal. there, co-workers' birthdays and custody handoffs we all hang out. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] and we were in -- of course, we [ light laughter ] were at the swim-up bar. [ laughter ] also, how cool is it to be friends with danielle reno >> seth: everything about this -- this is a picture i love most moms call you and invite yes. you to book club >> as one is one to do danielle's like, are you free and i was like, yo, i see seth for a stakeout met his girl [ laughter ] he's like, right so danielle's chilling in a [ laughter ]
booth lying in wait probably sipping on something like this then i was like, i feel like i when the thief walks in. made that happen >> seth: you did >> i feel like i made that danielle walks out, finds her happen car in the parking lot and >> seth: yes, so thank you very drives away because you know mom much, again. a debt that will never be repaid i appreciate it so much. [ cheers and applause has a spare key. we always talk -- you are -- then - we're very similar, we love [ cheers and applause television you're a lover of tv and you like to recap television you like to tweet. then she called the police, but i think you like to bring not before live-streaming her people's eyes to shows who may victory on facebook. you had to upgrade your house >> oh, my god. due to your television so before i call the cops, i obsession. wanted to show you guys what i just found >> so i got a new house and i by doing our own stalking. did some renovations and so i was, like, deciding, i and i am going to pull into this was trying to say where i was parking lot and call 911 putting the tvs. i had a guy helping me with the design she's about to get her ass arrested because we [ bleep my friend, adrian. so i was like, i need a tv -- so found her. [ cheers and applause i was like, i need one here on the lanai. i need it in the living room >> seth: now, i know i know i'm going to need one in the [ cheers and applause kitchen. i'm going to need it in my office you're not supposed to use the then obviously, the media room phone while you're driving i was like, i'm going to need it in the bathroom and my dressing but i think we can make an room and then in my bedroom. exception when the driver is actively solving a crime [ light laughter ] oh, the guest room the only room in my house that "ma'am, you wanna tell me what doesn't have it is the guest bathroom you're doing driving while on >> seth: wow your phone?" "yeah. [ light laughter ] >> he says, he goes, i'm a
your job." [ laughter ] little concerned it's going to start looking like a sports bar. dae i was like, that's the dream, got her car back homie! plus, her show got greenlit for [ cheers and applause season two that's the dream [ light laughter ] these days, the world is full of >> seth: you -- anything -- people committing crimes and getting away with it anything you want to shout out so, thank you, danielle reno, anything you're loving right for catching at least one of now? them, because this is the kind >> i mean, i feel like everybody of story we need right now at this point knows that [ cheers and applause ♪ "fleabag" is - >> seth: the best. >> second season is the perfect season [ cheers and applause we'll be right back with beto o'rourke, everybody [ cheers and applause >> seth: it's perfect ♪ television >> it was perfect tv as was the episode -- i don't want to give anything away, the episode with the little girl in "barry." [ natural drums and soaring voices sing ] >> seth: yeah, amazing >> i feel like that should have been submitted for an oscar. >> seth: yeah. i think it will still win some awards you're right incredible cinema. >> perfect episode >> seth: did you watch "chernobyl"? >> no. >> seth: it's really good. >> yeah? >> seth: yeah. i know that's a weird thing to say. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: but it's really good. >> yeah? >> seth: you know why? because it's, like, a problem that's not today [ laughter ] you know what i mean like, if they made it the year -- like if they made it the week after chernobyl you'd be like, i can't, i have too much chernobyl.
>> too soon. >> seth: too soon. but right now, you're like, this is a nice distance from chernobyl. [ laughter ] >> okay. maybe i'll check it out. >> seth: yeah. >> i don't know -- >> seth: it's weird that we live in a time where it's like, oh, enough of the news i just got to chill out and [ music begins to build ] watch "chernobyl." [ laughter ] [ drums beat faster ] that's where we're at right now. >> yeah. [ applause ] it's really -- i mean, that's -- unlimited coffee for $8.99 a month. i had to stop. i mean, god bless our friends in panera, your cup is always full. it, but i had to stop "the handmaid's tale" because i was, we do it every night. like, it's getting too real. every night. i live alone, but i still do it every night. and then, like, the first episode of season two, i was right after dinner. like, i'm out. definitely after meatloaf. >> seth: yeah. like clockwork. >> i was like, i'm out >> seth: i mean, it's such do it! run your dishwasher every night with cascade platinum. incredible television. but i think it speaks to the amount of, it's like, emotional weight that you can sometimes be a load with as few as 8 dishes, is all it takes to save water. like, oh, boy. >> yeah. an energy star certified dishwasher sick to my stomach >> seth: yeah. >> i decided, like, i don't uses less than four gallons per cycle. watch horror movies anymore. >> seth: really? >> i'm in a place in my life, while handwashing uses that, every two minutes. i.e., i'm old, that i don't want so, do it. anything that's just going to make me unhappy or uneasy. run your dishwasher every night with cascade platinum. i'm not going to bring that on the surprising way to save water. on myself. >> seth: you know how we're watching tv right now, because we have a 1-year-old and a 3-year-old, is we watch ten minutes a night and then one of us falls asleep and the other
one doesn't know and then the next night, we try to watch tv again and we're like, what when did this happen we have to go back >> exactly >> seth: it's basically -- i think it takes me 85 minutes to watch 60 minutes of television with my wife [ laughter ] >> see, i don't miss a lot because all my tvs in my house are connected to the same box. i pause as i move from room to room >> seth: really? >> that's why i have - >> seth: you are fully like one of those -- you're like a best buy commercial >> yeah. hello, i make my coffee i saw you move in, i don't have to stop - and i wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood >> seth: so as long as you don't accidentally get locked in the with some homemade biscuits! guest bathroom, you're >>oh, that's so nice! [ bleep ]. you're good to go. and a little tip, that's your twilight zone. geico could help you save on homeowners insurance. [ light laughter ] >>hmm! your twilight zone is, like, >>cookies! finally i can watch all my uhh, biscuits. television >> when they were working on my bathroom, i was like, oh, this >>mmmm, is there a little nutmeg in there? is going to be ten minutes of nothing. [ laughter ] >>you can tell me. it's a secret. i'm going to have to use the guest bathroom >>is it cinny mum's sec. call geico and see how easy saving on homeowners and condo rance can be. >> seth: you're in a movie called "good boys. which looks hilarious. i'll come back for the plate. and then "good girls" is coming back on nbc, which is really exciting [ cheers and applause are you guys -- have you started
shooting yet >> no, we don't start for another two months >> seth: oh, wow good, so you got a little bit more summer? >> i need to go to work. >> seth: oh. you're getting anxious >> yeah, because i'm just eating and drinking i had so much tequila backstage. >> seth: wait, what? [ laughter ] >> by the way, sarah poured it i said, i want some -- tequila gives me little bit of a kick. >> seth: yeah. >> and my publicist made me a vodka and tonic. i was like, you know what? she was like, do you want tequila? i was like, yes, please. so sarah went and made one because she got the ice to shake it and she brought it in and i was like, that's a mug of tequila. and it was so -- and i still drank it >> seth: oh, that's good [ laughter ] >> i drank all of it >> seth: i'm glad you did. [ cheers and applause i want our times together to be celebratory. next time we'll have one at the desk i will toast you in gratitude. it is always so great to see you. thank you so much for being here >> thanks for having me. [ cheers and applause >> seth: retta, everybody. "good boys" is in theaters everywhere on august 16th. we'll be right back with hunter schafer [ cheers and applause ♪
my name is jonatan, and i work for verizon. i totally get how important it is to stay connected. [ cheers and applause we're connecting with people, we're offering them solutions. ♪ customers can do what they need to do whenever they need to do it online. >> seth: welcome back, because it gives customers the ability everybody. and give it up for the 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause to not come into a store. they can simply tap and swipe. also, so happy that fred is back something that they can use wherever they are. with us this week. we care about keeping you safe. how are you, fred? >> fred: really good, how are you doing? >> seth: i'm wonderful (announcer) at verizon, we are here, and we are ready. and, fred, it's so great having you around we are open 24/7 online, so you can keep managing everything i don't think people fully appreciate what a learning from home and through the verizon apps and verizon.com. experience is having you as a friend, because you're a renaissance man. a comedian, a musician, a stop struggling to clean tough messes with sprays. writer but one thing people don't know try clean freak! about you, and i did not even it has three times the cleaning power know about you 'til you brought to dissolve kitchen grease on contact. it up recently is that you are an art connoisseur >> fred: yeah. >> seth: and - it works great on bathtubs. [ laughter ] and even stainless steel. try clean freak from mr. clean. you were saying backstage you have an art historian's knowledge of every painting ever painted. >> fred: every painting. yeah [ laughter ] >> seth: this isn't just something you made up to impress me this is a real thing
>> fred: it's real [ laughter ] >> seth: and so if i test it right now, this won't be a situation where we're both embarrassed at the end of it >> no, please test me. ♪ >> seth: okay. [ laughter ] time once again for the segment called "fred armisen: art aficionado." ♪ [ cheers and applause (vo) command picture hanging strips hold strong and remove cleanly. >> seth: fred, this is renoir's masterpiece "girls at the command. do. no harm. piano. tell us everything you, an art historian, knows about this classic painting somewhere you'll never find... >> fred: oh, yes [ laughter ] sike! we put them everywhere. yes, yes, yes. well, it's one of the first grocery stores and supermarkets, gas stations, paintings made partially with and chiropractor's offices, bowling alleys, mustard. [ laughter ] and grocery stores, he used a bunch of mustard for which we already mentioned... the yellows. not sorry, reese's. [ laughter ] and it was really, you know, the reaction -- now we accept it like, okay, we see that it's two people, you know, playing piano more than ever, your home is your sanctuary. and reading notes. but at the time, this was very shocking that's why lincoln offers complimentary pickup it's a very shocking - [ laughter ] and delivery servicing. anything depicting musical instruments and people playing we'll pick up your vehicle instruments was very shocking at the time and leave you with a lincoln loaner [ laughter ] so people -- >> seth: so obviously people had and the peace of mind that helps you focus on what matters most. that's the power of sanctuary. pianos at the time, right?
>> fred: yeah, but they weren't and for a little extra help, depicted you can now purchase a new lincoln remotely, >> seth: oh. [ laughter ] >> fred: you know, we take it and defer payment for up to 120 days. for granted now but people -- so when they debuted this, people just fainted and they just - [ laughter ] >> seth: was there, like, a you can now purchase a new lincoln remotely, show, was there, like a -- i don't know, how did art work [son] mom! in the day yeah... like, how did you first show a painting to people [son] i fell. >> fred: it was in sort of a okay there's bandages in the cabinet. glass gallery. and they would show it there, it [son] i'm bleeding. was, like, just the one painting and they would sort of unveil grab two. sheba. what cats want. it e competition and people just fainted. they would see it and like - [ laughter ] you know, especially because they're facing one direction, you see them, they're facing left that was a huge shock. and we broke through. you've tried retinol, at the time, paintings were -- [ laughter ] but you have never tried one like this. they were all straight-on and they were just people. olay's retinol24 complex hydrates >> seth: oh. so they were not even accustomed to paintings where people weren't making eye contact with better than the #1 retinol. the painter? >> fred: which is what made him visibly smoother brighter skin in just 24 hours. a skin upgrade? a genius it was profiles. finally in art, there were profiles crushed it. >> seth: wow, so this was sort of a double-barreled blow to new olay retinol24. people that it was both a piano face anything. depicted and profiles. olay. >> fred: yes, and also the use now available with retinol serum and retinol eye cream. of mustard >> seth: yeah. now, the mustard seems to have kept over the years pretty well. i appreciate what makes each person unique. >> fred: i think so, too [ laughter ] that's why i like liberty mutual. they get that no two people are alike and customize your car
>> seth: give it up for fred armisen, everybody. insurance so you only pay for what you need. [ cheers and applause almost done. our first guest tonight represented texas' what do you think? 16th congressional district and was a 2018 senate candidate. he's now a democratic candidate for president. please welcome to the show beto o'rourke. i don't see it. [ cheers and applause only pay for what you need. ♪ ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ >> seth: how are you >> i'm -- i'm great. i -- [ cheers and applause yeah >> seth: very happy you're here. >> i just met fred armisen >> seth: yeah. >> backstage before the show started. and always been a huge fan of his. including a cover that he did of the clash's cover, "police on my back" which just blew my mind when i saw on youtube. so, honored to be with you, fred yeah >> seth: yeah, so you -- and this is a real thing about you that you are a great lover of punk rock. you were in the '90s a punk
rocker fair to say? >> i'd like to think somewhere inside i still am. >> seth: yeah. >> seth, yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: do you think the punk rocker that is still inside you is surprised that you, the we are t-mobile outside you, is running for the first to go unlimited. president? [ laughter ] first with no annual service contracts. >> yeah. maybe just a little bit, but first with taxes and fees included. i'll tell you, this campaign at its best has a do-it-yourself now t-mobile has the first and only nationwide 5g network. ethic and spirit reaching over 5,000 cities and towns we don't take a dime from a single political action committee or corporation or and over 200 million americans. special interest or lobbyist and t-mobile is not charging extra for 5g access. it's all people, all the time, driving from one town to the next, showing up, telling our because this isn't our network... story but listening to the stories of others. it's yours. which was kind of like touring in a punk rock band in the 1990s -- [ laughter ] a little bit >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: probably a nicer car situation. >> yes, yeah [ laughter ] we were touring in a -- we called it the lumber wagon it was a station wagon with four guys, our amps, the drum kit and maybe one change of clothes per person >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> and then on the road for the entire summer, but one of the best ways to spend that part of
our lives, and it's still with me it's still with me >> seth: that's fantastic. i also want to ask, you were in brooklyn last night doing an event. you used to live in brooklyn >> yeah. >> seth: is this a true story that you had a trampoline -- >> yeah. >> seth: on your roof that you ♪ [ cheers and applause got from busta rhymes? >> so -- [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> seth: and now, again, i - by the way, i get that this is a thing that a lot of candidates have [ laughter ] >> seth: our next guest is a >> yeah. talented actress who stars in the new hbo hit series, "euphoria," which airs sunday the answer is "yes." nights on hbo. so a roommate of ours, it was let's take a look. either dylan or stephan was >> like it started with bad and working on the set of a then it was clothes. busta rhymes video >> seth: uh-huh. and eventually hormones. >> somehow came home with a trampoline and then managed to assemble it on the roof of the building that we were living in i just kind of kept leveling up. on wallabout street in williamsburg in 1996 and it doesn't sound like the >> so what level are you at now? safest thing in the world but here we were jumping on a >> i don't know. trampoline on the top of a i definitely haven't reached my building everyone survived. >> seth: i'm sure -- by the way, full pathway i'm sure busta rhymes checked it to make sure it's safe [ laughter ] >> seth: please welcome to the >> totally >> seth: i mean -- show, hunter schafer, everyone if you're going to get one that [ cheers and applause you can trust for safety, that's it ♪ [ laughter ] >> busta rhymes, every time. >> seth: i want to ask, because we're coming up next week,
another round of these debates ten candidates two different nights it does seem like one of the hardest parts is sort of differentiating yourself from other candidates with whom you >> seth: welcome to the show, hunter share a lot. >> thank you obviously. >> seth: this is very exciting you ran against ted cruz in a this is your acting debut. >> yeah. senate campaign. >> seth: you found out about do you ever miss how easy it was this job via instagram to be different from ted cruz? >> yeah. [ laughter and applause >> seth: how does that happen? >> casting kind of went all-out >> where is ted cruz when you with searching everywhere for need him the cast members, and i just >> seth: yeah, exactly [ laughter ] >> you know what - >> seth: very rarely uttered, remember seeing it, like, on a and yet, here we are yeah story somewhere and people were trying to get each other to audition [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause and then i got a call from my >> true. model agency and they asked me to come in you know, what was so great >> seth: then you got it about that campaign in texas, >> then it happened. >> seth: the show for people who beyond getting a chance to run don't watch -- it's intense. against ted cruz, was running in >> yes a state that had been taken for >> seth: i think that's safe to say. granted. >> yeah. really written off >> seth: graphic at times. and even in the first episode, ranked 50th in voter turnout and in addition to getting to your character goes through some stuff that is even hard to debate him, we went to every explain. single one of the 254 counties >> yeah. >> seth: with that said, those in that state. were part of your audition, right? so no matter how big or blue, we >> yeah. >> seth: so those actual showed up because we didn't want scenes -- i did not realize that to take it for granted you had to do that intense work. >> yeah, i so didn't get, like, no matter how small or red or rural, we showed up there, too, full episodes at first
i kind of just got, like, three because we didn't want to write scenes and i have like, two you off. some places had voted for pretty intense scenes in the donald trump 96% in the first episode. 2016 election. and it was two of those scenes one place, archer county, that and then another one about, we went to, no candidate from like, a -- taking [ bleep ] pic senate from either party had shown up in 70 years when lbj tutorials. [ light laughter ] dropped out of the sky in a >> seth: that's great that that's the one we can explain helicopter in 1948, landed on out loud yeah the courthouse grounds and [ laughter ] just to set a baseline for you walked over to the american legion hall it had been that long since and then we'll just do the anyone had shown up to listen to [ bleep ] pic ones, that's our fun one. >> yeah. them >> seth: did you feel -- i can'e so that was what was so exciting and at the end of the day, we to, like, sort of put yourself turned out in record numbers out there as an audition and won more votes than any democrat then you walk out, did you feel had in the history of the state good about it? of texas did you think, oh, i think i may it was really an extraordinary have a chance? election >> i don't know. [ cheers and applause >> seth: and you won a lot of -- just -- it got kind of more comfortable as the auditions i think -- i think it was almost about a half a million votes of kept going people that voted for and then, like, five or six greg abbott. >> that's right. >> seth: a republican, who also auditions later i was, like, in voted for you. so this is, i think, one of the a roomful of hbo execs, like, reasons why there was enthusiasm for the idea of you running is doing it for them, with jacob maybe you can connect people who who's actually on the show, too. so, yeah don't agree usually with a democratic candidate >> seth: well, congrats. obviously, there's a scalability do you have to warn your family
question with the united states in advance versus -- i mean, again, don't get me wrong, texas is pretty impressive but -- as far as did you give them a heads-up size like, hey, good news, i'm on a is that your plan here, is just show, also news, there's some to sort of get wheels down stuff. everywhere you can [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> absolutely. that's the consistent theme, i -- i remember describing it to from being on the road with the them as, like, a little risque guys in the band 25 years ago, >> seth: uh-huh. to being on the road across >> and - 254 counties of texas. >> seth: that is definitely, to this weekend being at like, a way a grandmother would the diving elk, a great bar in describe it. [ laughter ] >> right sioux city yeah that's how i wanted to present it and taking questions from people and then, like, when we actually who were there, introducing started filming, i kind of, myself, and then going to sioux center which is one of the like, gave them the more filled-in version. most, if not the most, conservative places in the state >> seth: gotcha. >> yeah. of iowa and not writing anybody by the time they saw it, i think off. they were ready. and not asking who'd you vote >> seth: they were ready for for president last time? are they enjoying it are you getting good feedback? what party do you belong to? >> yeah. >> seth: okay. who do you pray to, who do you good love >> they've been super supportive, and, i mean, while [ speaking spanish ] not everything is easy to watch, i do not care. just tell me what's important to you right now. we're americans first before like, my dad keeps telling we're anything else. and i got to tell you, in himself, she's acting, she's acting addition to showing up with the yeah [ light laughter ] courage of our convictions, >> seth: you -- this is -- talking about what we want to having, you know, i'm fairly new see for america, i'm learning so to the parent game much by listening to people and this show terrifies me in
about what's important to them that, you know, even the -- all in their lives and they never asked about polling. right, so ten years ago, how much social media has changed they never ask about fundraising. they don't care about the horse and this is a show where, you know, you see dating apps and race not the kind that would be on, they want to know how they're going to afford prescription medication or how we're going to get mental health care, not as a like, the match.com commercial >> right function of luck or fortune, but [ laughter ] as a human right that every >> seth: and i'm so terrified because, again, my kids are single american can depend on. 1 and 3. by the timthgoing to be then and think that's something that >> yeah. unites us across the differences >> seth: i mean, did this, that we have in this country again, are you playing someone right now. that is exactly the same place [ cheers and applause as you are in your life? >> seth: it -- is the social media to you, does it make total sense as the way you're experiencing it in real it strikes me that, you know, life >> it makes, like, sense, in the from what i know about you, it show strikes me that you believe -- i won't say that i was using it you're someone who thrives in that situation where you can get the way my character is using it in the show. [ laughter ] local with people. >> seth: oh, thank god you can be in, you know, bars or restaurants talking to them in >> yeah. the places they live is it -- as you prepare for no these debates, especially ones where it will be you and nine other people onstage, and you know, short answers, is it i definitely didn't do what frustrating to then take that jules does same message that given the butm i mean, i had friends that luxury of a little bit more time kind of, like, were falling in love over social media and, with people you feel like gets across versus what you'll be up like, using that as a route to again next week? sort of -- >> short answer is yes >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> seth: i feel like in 15 years i'm going to walk in on my son
>> it's a very different like having sex with a meme. experience to try to package a like, how? really complex policy issue and [ laughter ] reflect what you've learned from what is happening? how do apps work everyone that you've listened to in america into 60 seconds and he's like, knock, dad! [ laughter ] in an attempt to do that while nine other people are talking >> do they have social media over you simultaneously. yet? is that a possibility? >> seth: no, they don't have it and yet that's what we've got to yet. but that's what i'm saying do who knows where it's going to be that's where we are right now. in 15 years. >> just don't ever let them have itlight laughter ] and my task is to come through >> seth: yeah, that's true as strong and clear as possible to define this as a moment of is like a public serviceso truth. you've got somebody holding mass rallies saying "send them back," honey, give me your phone. four members of congress who thatk, crack, crack. happen to be women of color. someone who is locking up kids in cages in that reaction >> seth: okay. that's good. someone who has the deaths of you live in l.a. now six children who are in our care you used to live in new york >> yeah. >> seth: do you miss it? in custody on the u.s./mexico border on his hands, on our >> so much so much. conscience but, i mean, i love my job we got to stand up to be counted >> seth: yeah. right now. >> and my job is in l.a. and i want to make sure that we come through and this marks the and, like, i have my own place best period going forward for in l.a., which is really nice, the united states of america that we stood up to this and, like, i don't know, in challenge. new york-- we stood up to this bully and we >> seth: what, so your new york revealed ourselves to be an apartment days were not -- ambitious, aspirational people, >> i, you know, i didn't have
defined not by fear but our the job that i have now. courage and our confidence and >> seth: right the resolve that we show in >> you know, i was sharing my order to accomplish these apartment with, like, four to ambitious goals. five people and then was in, [ cheers and applause like, a model apartment for the >> seth: with -- i think one other portion of my new york perspective you have that's time >> seth: model apartments sound like the worst things in the really unique is, obviously, you world. know, you're from el paso. >> they do not have a great it's a border town reputation >> seth: yeah. and can you speak to -- what we >> no. >> seth: they sound like -- might all be getting wrong about model apartments sounds like the title of an '80s movie that is, the border like, super fun. not just with how republicans have treated the situation there >> what? but how democrats have as well >> seth: but the reality is it's real bad, right? >> there should be a show about >> yeah. model apartments so, el paso, texas, my hometown, >> seth: yeah. >> the stories that come out of them are - is connected with ciudad juárez >> seth: if they're worse than the ones in "euphoria," i don't and they form the largest want to see another one. binational community in the [ laughter ] hemisphere your next show has to be a there's 3 million of us who are cartoon i can show a 3-year-old. joined, not separated, by the >> we can do cartoon model rio grande river, speaking two apartment. languages. [ laughter ] coming from these two countries >> seth: okay, good. what do you miss the most about that form something greater than new york the sum of the people or the parts involved >> i don't know. and el paso is one of, if not like, my favorite thing in the the safest cities in america, world is to just, like, put my headphones in and, like, take a not despite, but because it's a city of immigrants and asylum massive lap around downtown seekers and refugees and -- i don't know, i don't so what so many people get wrong really leave my house in l.a right now is thinking that
>> seth: yeah. >> so that's, like - mexico or mexicans or immigrants >> seth: when you see that -- if are a threat your friends saw you doing that in l.a., they'd, like, call -- their very presence makes us >> well, yeah. stronger and safer and more >> seth: they'd call your family secure and be like, it's gone wrong something. and so if immigration is a [ laughter ] problem, it is the best possible >> i think they'd be like, she lives in silver lake, why is problem this country could have. she, like, downtown wandering -- it's time that we rewrite our immigration laws in our own >> seth: you'd get back to your house and they'd already put up image. signs, like, have you seen hunter never again cage a child reunite those families who've >> it would take that long been separated >> seth: thanks so much for being here free every single dreamer from and congrats on everything any fear of deportation. it's been lovely talking to you. >> thank you >> seth: that's hunter schafer, and this becomes a stronger, everybody. better, more successful country "euphoria" airs sunday nights for it at 10:00 on hbo. we'll right back [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause >> seth: so -- ♪ all right. that's - >> yeah. >> seth: yeah. [ cheers and applause >> thank you >> seth: now you know what's going to happen, though. now that you did that, someone else is going to use it at the debate before you. [ laughter ] >> gave it away. >> seth: you -- i do want to ask, obviously, it's a crowded field. i do think it's very early, and certainly historically, what we see in polling now is not borne out as a result of any presidential election.
we're a ways out but i think some people have asked, you're obviously this incredibly talented candidate. certainly those in the democratic party said you -- "look, you're a great congressman. you came really close. charmin ultra soft! maybe the best use of you isn't here with everybody else because it's softer than ever. all these talented people who charmin ultra soft is softer than ever, are now putting their attention and obviously only one of them so it's harder to resist. can get a shot at this how do you -- do you ever have okay, this is getting a little weird! doubts and think, "oh, maybe this was the wrong thing for me enjoy the go with charmin. to aim for right now?" >> no, i never think that. i'm doing what i feel is the this smoothie has over 3 times v8 onlyas much. ams of sugar. most important way for me to contribute to this country's so maybe we should call this smoothie, sweetie. v8 the original plant powered drink. success because i don't think that any one person is going to veg up. defeat donald trump or bring hey guys want to stack different pringles flavors this divided country together again. to create new flavor combos? i think it's really going to here i'll... go first. pizza, barbeque and ja-lapeño. take a movement. the spicy barbecue pizza stack. and a movement that doesn't care if you live in a big city or a get him! small town, if you're an grandpa what's going on? independent, a democrat, or we're trapped in a pringles commercial, republicand re than 100,000 peoe they must have taken us in our sleep. stack pringles flavors make new ones. have signed up to join this campaign to volunteer or knock on doors hundreds of thousands have donated 5 or 10 or 15 bucks. we have the greatest volunteers
in the country working their hearts out right now and they all know that this is a marathon and there's going to be highs. there's going to be lows but through that, we must persist and it's the only way that we're going to be successful and secure that nomination, defeat donald trump, and then meet the ambitions of this country and see these great priorities through once we're in office in 2021 >> seth: all right well, thanks so much for making the time for us. [ cheers and applause >> thank you, yeah appreciate it, sir >> seth: stay hydrated out there. >> i will. >> seth: beto o'rourke, everybody. we'll be right back with retta >> thank you [ cheers and applause ♪ [ natural drums and [ music begins to build ]] [ drums beat faster ] unlimited coffee for $8.99 a month. panera, your cup is always full. that's a zzzquil pure zzzs sleep. our gummies contain a unique botanical blend,
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♪ [ cheers and applause >> lilly: oh, tonight on "a little late with lilly singh," the hilarious adam devine and i do some drunk texting. [ applause ] >> i'll be perfectly honest. i arrived drunk. and i've already texted several people so - [ laughter ] >> lilly: really like who >> my mother, my aunt, my cousin bertie >> lilly: oh, okay wait, when you're drunk, you text your relatives? [ light laughter ] that's so cute what did you say >> i say, "i love you. thank you for supporting me. that kind of thing >> lilly: oh, so what do you text when you're not drunk >> oh, stuff like, "nice nuts, bertie." [ laughter ] >> lilly: you say, "nice nuts" to your cousin >> yeah, yeah. she owns an almond farm. [ laughter ] >> lilly: join us here in one minute >> hey, would it be very rude if a threw up i already had a lot of vodka [ laughter ]